Midnight Snack

Totally ~Nailohi13's fault. She linked me to this thread on TwilightSucks.com ( found at this link-- twilightsucks.proboards81. com/index.cgi?board=characters&action=display&thread=899& page=1 --if anyone's interested. just take out the space that's in there that turned it into a smiley face and the one right after the dot in .com). I lol'd so hard and Nai's last add to the thread.. was great. So inspiring.

Bella: *entering bathroom* OMGWTF Edward!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY TRASH CAN?!!!
Edward: *looks up, chewing on a tampon* ...Nothing. >.>

Yes, that is a bloody tampon Sparkles is noming on, or at least, about to nom on. He got bored watching bella, so he went for a midnight snack (which is my lame attempt at a pun of his "book's" title)

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